I, Genghis Khan, Ruler of the Mongols, Think We Might Be Related Based on Our 23andMe Results

— McSweeney's Internet Tendency, April 4, 2022

“Seed of my loins, hear me!

You now read the words of Temüjin, uniter of Asia, horse master, and possibly your father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s sire.”