This Course Will Transform You…
into the kind of person who gives me your money!
Here are my 5 promises to you…
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I promise never to sell you anything except this course and maybe a mug or a t-shirt or something like that.
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I promise to always support your journey toward changing my life with your money.
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I promise to take whatever you are willing to give me as long as it can be used as legal tender.
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I promise to never ever physically force you to give me your money, but your emotions are mine to play with.
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I promise to stop making you read promises so you can get to the part where you give me your money.
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This is not a promise. It’s just filler text. See? I keep my promises.
What’s inside
Module 1
What is money? Why is money? How is money? Give me your money? Yes?
Module 2
Stop procrastinating making your change work for me.
Module 3
Give me money you don’t have and force yourself to become my personal wallet.
Module 4
Come on! Just give me your money already!!! Listen to me whine incessantly like a small child who wants some of your money.
These real people gave me their money…
Hurry! This offer will only last for my lifetime.
Hurry! This offer will only last for my lifetime.
Are you ready to become the kind of person who gives me your money? This course has a money back guarantee. If, at the end of this course, you are not completely satisfied that you are someone who has given me your money, then I will give me your money back.
Are you scared to give me a bunch of your money all at once? Then give me less of your money a bunch of times so that you end up giving me even more of your money in the long run!
✺ Frequently asked questions ✺
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Absolutely not. A “scam” is a dishonest scheme designed to separate you from your money. I am honestly teaching you the unique skill of giving me your money.
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I’m Greg. I’m a writer and actor who lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two daughters.
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The priceless satisfaction of knowing you have truly changed into someone who gave me their money.
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Yeah, I don’t know what I was thinking. That’s way too many. Four modules with three lessons in each should be enough to get you to give meyour money.
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After purchasing this course, if you are still not 100% convinced that you have become what I promised you would become, then I will give me your money back.
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I think so.
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No. I will absolutely take your money.
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For the money.